I know, I know. I really need to update my Where to Buy Seattle Seahawks Gear guide. I was on strike until Kam Chancellor reached some kind of agreement on his contract needs but since that's not happening anytime soon, send me your updates and I'll get to work.
In the meantime, happy first Seahawks Sunday and first football Sunday of the season. I tried to watch the game on Thursday but they were my two least favorite teams and I fell asleep instead.
If you haven't watched Marshawn Lynch hawking Skittles on this faux home shopping channel, you are missing out on a lot of laughter in your life. Get it: